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Philippines Age: 22 Height: 5’3 Curves: 35C-25-34






Janet is a very pleasant well-spoken eloquent young Filipina. She arrives with a reputation for being highly skilled escort providing something of the ultimate experience! She has a pretty face with lovely soft skin and a natural curvy body.

Apr 8, 2011

Grilling Remarks


A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed.

So the man says to his wife "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill!" She ignores the remark.

Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm going to fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."

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Apr 7, 2011

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How Many Women??


After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. 

"C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?"

"Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit".

Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.

"Okay," he said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13.."

Apr 5, 2011


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Apr 2, 2011

Who's This Guy ??


After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. 

Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.

"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. 

Naturally, the guy began to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."


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Bus Driver's Parents

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A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull."

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!" 

The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"


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